Enlisting

When people talk about enlisting, they say that they see recruiters everywhere and that it is so easy to get in contact with them. WRONG FUCKING LIES! I have been trying to get in contact with a recruiter for weeks now, and I have yet to talk to any real person. I am so frustrated. I have read that a recruiter is the person that helps you through the process etc etc, but how can I join the Marine Corps if I can't even find a recruiter. Grrr. I am always finding articals about how few females there are in the Marine Corps, and complaints that there should be more. I'M trying to get in!!!!

A breakfast fit for instagram

I know that everyone and their grandma is posting photos and descriptions of their food online. I don't have a camera and my food did not look that good, but it was! What made my meal remarkable was not that it tasted good it was that I invented the dish. Last week, I boiled eggs for egg sandwiches and chopped them up and put mustard in it; then I found out that we didn't have bead or mayo. So I left it in the fridge because I couldn't figure out what to do with it. Last night, I made shrimp scamp and baked potatoes. Then I started on a bunny trail that went like this: scampi sauce is great on shrimp; crap some got on my potato; hmmm that tastes really good; potatoes and eggs go together very well, I wonder if all of this will go together well; it does! Basically, I took all my leftovers and chopped them up and nuked them, then I stirred it in with the egg and mustard in the fridge and nuked it again. It was really good and I was so bummed out that I couldn't finish it all. Oh well more for later!

So close, and yet so far

I'm so close I can almost feel it. As I try again, I get the all too common feeling of, "It's happening. It's gonna happen this time!" Only to be disappointed once again. My muscles are all trembling and straining, but it's just not enough. I try everything: I kick my legs, arch my back, and stretch my neck, but I am just a few inches away from a full pull up every time. I have been trying to do a pull up for the last two months (the last 23 years is more accurate) and I can almost do one. I can get about 3/4 of the way there. For me, this is success. In the end of February, I couldn't pull myself up at all; not one lousy inch. In March, I could get half-way. I hope that with continued commitment, I will achieve my goal sometime in May. Fingers crossed. I also have a new approach for getting in shape. The only place to do pull ups around here is the neighborhood playground. While there, i realized that little kids can do pull ups and flips and cartwheels and basically are in much better shape than most adults. Why? They don't have to bribe themselves to do endless crunches or jumping jacks. They don't jog every day and have to drag themselves out of bed to do it. So, what is their secret? PLAYING! They just go outside and do fun stuff. They interact, and by doing so, they naturally work their little muscles out. That is why we can't keep up with them!
I took my theory, and put it to the test. I went outside (believe me, that was the hardest part) and I went to the playground and just....played. I noticed that as an adult I could break apart the games kids play, and apply it to the work out that I was already doing. Monkey bars help with upper body strength and train your body for pull ups. You want to get your cardio in and run? Tease someone into chasing you or play a sport. You still need lower body aerobics? Jump rope and hopscotch. Leap frog, the stairs on the playground, going the wrong way up a slide, and balance beams are all "workouts"! Even better if you can get others involved. Get a game of tag or hide and seek going. Grab a basket ball. You don't have to play a real game. Even just casually shooting hoops is fun. Hula hoops can really keep you limber and work your core. If you are having trouble getting motivated to do something, even if it isn't fitness related, think like a kid. It will do wonders for you.

Getting tired of this...

I used to think that my life was interesting because I move a lot. It has contributed to my adaptability and minimalist attitude, but now I'm just frustrated. My other blog entitled '42 reasons to enlist' includes a detailed workout schedule that I keep trying to update, but every time I start to figure out a schedule and stick with it, something changes. Last week, my boyfriend and I broke up. :( I spent most of the week brooding, which made things tense with my roommate and I, so I didn't really exercise. This weekend, I was sick...like TMI, don't want the details sick. I just got a new job that I will probably start sometime this week or next :D but that means that my new schedule won't work. Instead of trying to come up with a new schedule, I'm just going to make a general one until school starts. Once school starts, I will have a very stable schedule until the Spring semester, and then again until I graduate. After that, I might join the military, and I have no idea what that will have in store for me.
Anyways, my point is that I kind of wish that my life was a bit more stable. I know that it won't be very stable in the military, but at least I will be able to have more focus in my life and access to the resources I need.
I am still a bit sick, but I am starting to get some energy back, and I can hold down food and water now. I am kind of wondering if anyone actually reads this or any of my blogs? According to my stats they do, but no one ever comments, so I am under the impression that the only reason anyone reads this is because they are just going through random blogs. It's kind of depressing, but I never expected to be some popular blogger in the first place. :P

The Bible

http://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/where-is-the-best-place-to-start-reading-the-bible-for-a-new-christian/


I decided to try going through the Bible again. I almost rolled my eyes at that one too. :) This link gives an idea of where I am reading. The idea is to read the fun, interesting stuff. Stuff that you want to know, without long geniologies, doomsday predictions, or chapters of numbers and laws. Let's face it, our generation wants stories and love. That is what we want to read about!

Sugar Cookie Disaster

Is it March already? Wow. So, I decided to make some sugar cookies today, but I couldn't find any baking powder. I thought they would be fine without it.....they weren't. They were the worst cookies EVER! I had to throw out the entire two batches. :/ Maybe next time. Oh well.

Typos

I hate reading a post or message that someone wrote and being so distracted by bad grammar and spelling that I just give up. Well, I was reading some of my old post and I am guilty. I hang my head in shame. To be fair, most of the mistakes and whatnot ARE just typos, so I can almost forgive myself for that. Plus the fact that I tend to write tired, so I am not paying attention.