Enlisting

When people talk about enlisting, they say that they see recruiters everywhere and that it is so easy to get in contact with them. WRONG FUCKING LIES! I have been trying to get in contact with a recruiter for weeks now, and I have yet to talk to any real person. I am so frustrated. I have read that a recruiter is the person that helps you through the process etc etc, but how can I join the Marine Corps if I can't even find a recruiter. Grrr. I am always finding articals about how few females there are in the Marine Corps, and complaints that there should be more. I'M trying to get in!!!!